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Bad Santa !   Holiday Hot Sauce
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Have you been naughty or nice this year? Santa always knows!

Batten down your hatches and board up your chimneys, because Santa's got the trots and he's looking for revenge. Give a bottle of this garlic cayenne hot sauce to friend and foe alike as a reminder that ol' Saint Nick's got a "shit"list and he's checking it twice!



PLUS there is enough room on the panel to customize and sign your name. ~ Size: ~ Heat Level: Mild-Medium
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Peace on Earth Holiday Jalapeno Hot Sauce
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No matter who you are, what you do, or what you believe in, we all want the same thing: PEACE. So this year, give a little "Peace on Earth" to your loved ones with this mild jalapeno sauce, and wish them a safe, happy and healthy holiday season! PLUS there is enough room on the panel to customize and sign your name.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 3 (mild) Themes : Humor * Bodily Functions * Holiday * Fits In Display Box ... more about our holiday Hot Sauce...
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Reindeer Revenge Hot Sauce
padReindeer Revenge Hot Sauce
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"A little hot sauce from Santa's sleigh pullers." Christmas sauces are selling BIG already and the funny labeled Christmas sauces make great gifts. The label shows Rudolph "utilizing" the chimney. Heat Level:
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Santa's Swollen Colon Hot Sauce Oh! Oh! Oh!
padSanta's Swollen Colon Hot Sauce Oh! Oh! Oh!
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"Too many cookies and milk, I think, has left Santa in the pink. Keep an eye on him now, you better not blink, or all he will leave you is a really big stink! Heat Level: medium
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Stoopid Hot Hot Sauce
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Have you ever been hit by a parked car? Forgot the number for 911? Brought 17 friends to a movie because it said -- Under 18 not admitted? Do you think a quarterback is a refund? Then this sauce is for you! So hot it's guaranteed to have you saying, I can't believe I just ate that,Stupid Hot is the perfect alternative to running headfirst into walls.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Gourmet * * Fits In Display Box... more about Stoopid Hot Sauce...
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Dad You're Cool Hot Sauce Display
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Want to tease your dad? Nothing can be better than Dad Youre Cool Hot Sauce Display collection. This Collection includes Wooden Display Box, Sir Fartalots Hot Sauce, Daves Total Insanity Hot Sauce, My Dads Hot Sauce is Hotter Than Your Dads Hot Sauce, Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Jalapeno Hot Sauce and Weekend Warrior Grub Juice Hot Sauce.

Category: Collections and Gifts Heat Level: 2 - 10
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FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce
padFireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce
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Increase your penis size. Spy on your neighbors. Improve your golf score. Retire rich in three weeks. Stop balding and re-grow hair. Get your college degree in 24 hours. Feel and look younger. Have sex when you want. Consolidate your debt AND remove embarrassing facial hair. Eat this sauce until you're thin. It really works! To unsubscribe from this hot sauce, send this message to 10 of your friends. Bill Gates will send each of them $438,000 plus a free prescription to VIAGRATE.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Politics * Occupations * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce...
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padHoney, Burning and Ass Kickin' Nuts, Variety 3-Pack
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This variety pack satisfies everyone!...Each bud will be tingling with a jar of: Sweet heat with Ask Kickin' Honey Roasted Nuts,Medium heat with Ask Kickin' PeanutsHEAT with Dave's Burnin' Nuts. With this variety pack, who knows what'll come next!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: (Mild) to (Medium) to (Hot)
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Weekend Warrior Grub Juice
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Football. Soccer. Basketball. Curling. . . . No matter what sport battle you vie for. You're not prepared unless you've got your Weekend Warrior Grub Juice with you. Whether it's Tailgate Time or Couch Potato, nothing goes better on your fixins' than this flavorful snack enhancer! Put it on everything you eat.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium)
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Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear
padUnbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear
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The name says it all!! Lovingly placed in its own little teddy bear bottle, it's so cute, but looks can be deceiving!! This is one VICIOUS Teddy, without a doubt one of the strongest extract additives ever made!! This product is an "EXTRACT BASED ADDITIVE ONLY!!" EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED!!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Special Ingredient(s): Extremely Hot Pepper Extract Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Animal Theme * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Unbearable - Extremely Hot Extract-Based Sauce in Honey (Grizzly) Bear...
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Hazmat Hot Sauce
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One of the few things a firefighter fears more than a backdraft- Hazardous Materials. "Haz Mat" for short. This sauce definitely fits the description! You don't talk about flavors with a sauce this hot- you just talk about possible long term effects.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Special Ingredient(s): Extremely Hot Pepper Extract Themes : Extract * Occupations * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Hazmat Hot Sauce...
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Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube
padBin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube
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The name says it all. When these two misguided missiles get it on, they use hot sauce for lube. Hubba Hubba. Strap on this bottle and bang your favorite DICKtator. (Harness not included.) Habanero hot sauce with carrots, onions, garlic and lime juice.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Politics * Celebrity * Humor * Raunchy * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Bin Laden and Saddam Hot Sauce and Sex Lube...
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Acid Rain Hot Nuts
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Do not sprinkle on lakes and forests! No preservatives. Lightly roasted & salted. Very hot!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Humor * Gourmet * Mary's Favorite * * Fits In Display Box... more about Acid Rain Hot Nuts...
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Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce
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Available only at FireGirl. Made with the Red Savina Habanero, this hot sauce is HOT. I mean, it's damn hot. It may not be able to cure the common cold, but as a cure for bland food, it can't be beat.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Savina Habanero Main Flavor: BBQ-Style Special Ingredient(s): Red Savina(R) Habanero Peppers Themes : Occupations * Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Sweet Heat * Humor * No-Vinegar * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Alternative Medicine Hot Sauce...
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ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
padANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
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It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce...
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Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce
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For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morning

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce...
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Ass In Hell Hot Sauce
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The hottest ass ever! If you're an Ass In The Tub fan, this sauce is the final answer. Knock yourself out. You might as well because you won't want to feel the pain this sauce is going to cause your mouth or your other end.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10 (Hot) Themes : Religion * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In Hell Hot Sauce...
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Ass In Space Hot Sauce
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It's out of this world! Ass-tronomically hot! In a galaxy far, far away an evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made its way to earth. Its mission is to boldly go where no pepper sauce has gone before. Caution: This pepper sauce is seriously hotter than the original Ass In The Tub (which FireGirl also sells). This sauce will burn you on the way in, and on the way out. It's a moving experience.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : No-Vinegar * Humor * Extract * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In Space Hot Sauce...
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Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift
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Cool box with funny cartoons contains one full-size bottle (5oz) each of Ass in the Tub, Ass in Space and Ass in Antarctica. Makes a great gift for your own deserving self or for someone else.

Category: Collections and Gifts Heat Level: (Medium)
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Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce
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WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames!

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * No-Vinegar * Humor * Extract * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce...
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Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce
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Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce has tame chickens running for their lives. Beats the original Buffalo wing sauces by a mile! Cook up flocks of wings and discover a taste pleasure that'll have wing fanatics begging for the recipe.

Category: Wing Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Chicken Wing Sauce...
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Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa
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Fresh fire roasted green chiles are featured in this habanero salsa delight along with rich tomatoes, garlic, onions and a bite of mexican tequila.

Category: Salsa Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Alcohol * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Green Chili & Tequila Salsa...
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Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts
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These new nuts are irresistible and addicting!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 4 (Mild) Themes : Sweet Heat * Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Honey Roasted Peanuts...
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Ass Kickin' Ketchup
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This ketchup will change the way you look at hamburgers forever, and your dogs are gonna bite ya' back!

Category: Mustard Ketchup Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : * humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Ketchup...
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Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix
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Heads up margarita lovers! Just add this mix to any good tequila and PRESTO! The world's best margarita! No bartending experience required, and we guarantee the results - you can't buy a better margarita, mix, or drink on either side of the border!

Category: Mixes- Chili Dips Drinks Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Humor * Alcohol * Sweet Heat * ... more about Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix...
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Ass Kickin' Peanuts
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Grab your favorite beverage 'cause you're gonna need it! These are some wicked hot peanuts, amigos!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Peanuts...
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Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce
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Garlic lovers delight. Fresh roasted garlic and Habanero pepper - WOW - What a treat! Excellent as a topping or mixed in stews, casseroles or rice dishes.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Roasted Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce...
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Ass Kickin' Snack Mix
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A hot crunchy combo of peanuts, sesame sticks, cashews, rice crackers and pretzel nubs make this an irresistible snack treat!

Category: Snacks Candy Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Humor * ... more about Ass Kickin' Snack Mix...
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Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard
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Kick Yo ass hot mustard... great for potato salad!

Category: Mustard Ketchup Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : mustard-based * humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Spicy Mustard...
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Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce
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Use this over an open fire, BBQ or grill...you'll never go back to a store-bought steak sauce again. This is the sauce steak lovers search the world over for - so hot it'll take the edge off your steak knife! Also great on chicken and fish.

Category: Marinade Steak Grill Sauces Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass Kickin' Steak Sauce...
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Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size
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Just like Bat's Brew, only smaller and in a plastic bottle so it won't break in your back pocket.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Animal Theme * Humor * Holiday * * Fits In Display Box... more about Bat's Brew Hot Sauce-Travel Size...
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Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce
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This is Louisianas Largest-Selling Specialty Pepper Sauce! It is also a 2002 winner of a Scovie Award (the food industry equivalent to an Academy Award). Dont let the name fool you. Its a medium heat sauce that goes with anything. This pepper sauce is a South Louisiana classic! Its made with Cayenne Peppers, Minced Garlic, Minced Onion, a touch of Cane Vinegar, that blend of spices and a tiny bit of Sea Salt.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Special Ingredient(s): Lots of Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce...
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Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce
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This pepper sauce really stands out! Its the same recipe as the Bayou Butt Burner with the addition of Habanero Peppers. For those who love the flavor of the Butt Burner but prefer more heat. Great Label! Cute little alligator - his tail has a stiffy. :-)

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Peppers Main Flavor: Garlic & Heat Special Ingredient(s): Habanero Peppers Themes : Collector's Favorite * Animal Theme * Sex * Humor * Marriage * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Love Potion Number 9 Hot Sauce...
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Betrayed Hot Sauce
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You thought it wouldn't burn, but you didn't pay close enough attention. This one is a hard lesson to learn.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Divorce * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Betrayed Hot Sauce...
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Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)
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WARNING: This product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet Earth. This sauce will turn wings, oysters, chili, stews, jambalaya and Bloody Marys into an other-worldly experience. And, lucky you - Blair's Death Sauces all come with a fantabulous SKULL KEY CHAIN! Made with red and orange habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh cayenne peppers, smashed garlic, chipotle peppers, pepper extract, lime juice, cilantro, fresh herbs and spices.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red & Orange Habanero Main Flavor: Chipotle, Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Themes : Collector's Favorite * Great Label * Holiday * Toy * Religion * Humor * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (with skull keychain)...
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Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Habaero Salsa - XXX Hot
padBlair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Habaero Salsa - XXX Hot
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Blair is back with new and delicious recipe of Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Habaero Salsa. The heat is great and it's been rising. Feel Alive!!!

Category: Salsa Heat Level: 10 (Very Hot) Themes : Mary's Favorite * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's Fresh Fire Roasted Tomato Habaero Salsa - XXX Hot...
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Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)
padBlair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)
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As far as hot sauce goes (and not cooking additives), this is the hottest sauce ever created. Made with Habanero Chile and Cayenne Chile.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Sex * Great Label * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Blair's Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce (with skull)...
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Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce
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Well, if we ever find the guy, and those weapons of mass destruction, we'll know what to do. Bomb Saddam Mad Blast Habanero Hot Sauce with handcrafted black beret.

Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Politics * Humor * Toy * Raunchy * Limited Edition * * Fits In Display Box... more about Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce...
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