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Spice up Mom’s life with this sweet heat! Go ahead, indulge her. She won’t mind this spicy fruity treat.
| | |  | | FireGirl's Alive and Well Chipotle Hot Sauce
Have you ever found yourself wondering what the hell you're doing with your life? Why you're still in that job you hate? Why you haven't done this? Keep doing that? FireGirl knows where you're coming from.This bottle of hot sauce is designed to remind you that YOU are ALIVE and WELL. You are just as valid and worthy as the rest of the people in this old world, and that TODAY is the day. Pick one of your dreams and do one thing toward making it happen. Do the same thing every day. You will get there. Besides being inspirational, FireGirl's Alive and Well Sauce is smoky, and hot, which will add flavor and sweat to your life, elements which are desperately important. Friends, you gotta hike naked, splash through puddles, listen to great music, and put hot sauce on all your food. Live. You are alive, and you are well. You are worthy and you are lovable. Plus, you're fun to be around. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanaro Main Flavor: Chipotle Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Peppers Themes : Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Gourmet * Great Label * Smoky-Flavor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about FireGirl's Alive and Well Chipotle Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce
This sauce was made for all those Biker Babes out there. You know who you are… the ones that don't take shit from anyone, but still like to show off your classy ass and breasts to everyone. This sauce is good. Try it in your next Bloody Biker Bitch Mary drink. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Sex * Marriage * Occupations * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Hot Biker Bitch Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Inner Beauty Hot Hot Sauce
When Bonnie and FireGirl go shopping for full body stockings, nothing can get them down with Inner Beauty on their side. Habaneros, mustard, fruit juices and spices. Find your Inner Beauty, take out some fruit and add some more heat and you're indulging in REAL Inner Beauty.... THIS SAUCE IS NO LONGER BEING MADE. Try some of the following:
Rasta Fire, Hot Hot Hot - Almost exactly the same as Inner Beauty.
Backdraft - sweet and mustardy. Hotter than Inner Beauty.
Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner - Not as sweet, but a good mustardy sauce.
Lottie's Yellow - One of my personal favorites. Less mustardy than IB, thinner and hotter, but better. I love it. (Mary)
Lost Woods - Doesn't taste *like* Inner Beauty, but is good in the same way. Complex, not very hot.
Matouk's Calypso - Mustardy and sweet. Thick like Inner Beauty.
911 - Mustardy, sweet, not too hot. Thick, but not as thick as Inner Beauty.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Woman Power * Marriage * Gourmet * Great Label * Sweet Heat * Mustard-based * * Fits In Display Box... more about Inner Beauty Hot Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Inner Beauty Real Hot Hot Sauce
Find your Inner Beauty, take out some fruit and add some more heat and you're indulging in REAL Inner Beauty.... THIS SAUCE IS NO LONGER BEING MADE. Try some of the following:
Rasta Fire, Hot Hot Hot - Almost exactly the same as Inner Beauty.
Backdraft - sweet and mustardy. Hotter than Inner Beauty.
Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner - Not as sweet, but a good mustardy sauce.
Lottie's Yellow - One of my personal favorites. Less mustardy than IB, thinner and hotter, but better. I love it. (Mary)
Lost Woods - Doesn't taste *like* Inner Beauty, but is good in the same way. Complex, not very hot.
Matouk's Calypso - Mustardy and sweet. Thick like Inner Beauty.
911 - Mustardy, sweet, not too hot. Thick, but not as thick as Inner Beauty.
Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Collector's Favorite * Woman Power * Marriage * Gourmet * Great Label * Sweet Heat * Mustard-based * * Fits In Display Box... more about Inner Beauty Real Hot Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Mean Devil Woman Cajun Hot Sauce
Born on a bayou years ago was a Mean Devil Woman. So hot she was that the gators ran, the swamps boiled, and the hearts of men (and some women) caught fire at the very sight of her. The very essense of this woman is captured in this bottle - though the actual woman will never be captured. She is a free spirit. Taste it in this sauce.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Mean Devil Woman Themes : Woman Power * Marriage * Cajun * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Mean Devil Woman Cajun Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce
A smoky hot sauce. FireGirl once drank this sauce after her boss tried to feel her ass. After she drank the sauce, she got his ass fired! He called her a bitch. She smiled.
Not sure what a chipotle is? FireGirl to the rescue: You know how a raisin is a dried grape? A chipotle is a smoked (and dried) jalapeño. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Chipotle Special Ingredient(s): Chipotle Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Mary's Favorite * Great Label * Collector's Favorite * Smoky-Flavor * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch Habanero Chipotle Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce
A sweet, fruity hot sauce. One day, while FireGirl was out taking a leisurely jog, a man yelled 'nice ass' at her out of his car window. FireGirl took a swig of this hot sauce, and started chasing his car. The man was so scared to see this crazy woman chasing after him on foot, that he sped away. FireGirl almost caught the jerk, and if she had, he would have found out what his ass felt like with Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce liberally applied. (This story is almost true.)Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 5 (Medium) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Mango & Habanero Special Ingredient(s): Mango Themes : Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Sweet Heat * Fruit-Based * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch Habanero Mango Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce
A very hot and tasty sauce with habaneros and cayenne peppers. FireGirl drinks this sauce when she needs to fight off really mean, evil forces, like the IRS, INS, CIA or GWB. Also good for fighting off harassing bill collector's, bad bosses, and nosy neighbors.
Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce is good anywhere you want a lot of heat. Drink it straight when you need to fight off mean, evil forces.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Main Flavor: Habanero Other Flavor(s): Cayenne Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Great Label * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Psycho Bitch ON FIRE! Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman BBQ Sauce
Oh, that woman! You're gonna love her.Category: BBQ Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Woman Power * * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman BBQ Sauce...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman Hot Sauce
FireGirl has known many a scorned woman - but none that produce this kind of kick. Give it a try and understand just how mad she was, and how lucky you were to escape. Or, ladies, taste it and know just what you're capable of, right FireGirl? Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Flavor: Unique Special Ingredient(s): white wine Themes : Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Woman Power * Divorce * Great Label * Alcohol * Humor * * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman Hot Sauce...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman Salsa
Hell hath no fury like this salsa... actually the flavor is so good, you won't care about revenge or any of those petty things. Medium heat level. Category: Salsa Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Woman Power * Divorce * Gourmet * * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman Salsa...
| | |  | | Scorned Woman Spicy Mustard
Mmmm.Category: Mustard Ketchup Heat Level: 6 (Medium) Themes : Woman Power * Mustard-based * Gourmet * * Fits In Display Box... more about Scorned Woman Spicy Mustard...
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